My grandma was on the phone with the florist when I farted monstrously. She stopped talking for a second and started laughing for like 10 seconds before she continued her phone call.
Do you ever just simulate your orgasm face in the mirror and are like:
"oh my god"
When people 1st see me they think that just because I have blue hair I suck dick for a living.
I don’t know how I got this hot piece of a§§.
Why? Well I say, why not?
There’s something delicious about a guy that’s not all fucking burly yet perfectly capable of fucking you up if he had to.
Straight Friend: "I’m open minded"
This is my boyfriend.
u ever look at pics of ur bf/gf and be like
i did fuckin good