My grandma was on the phone with the florist when I farted monstrously. She stopped talking for a second and started laughing for like 10 seconds before she continued her phone call. 

Do you ever just simulate your orgasm face in the mirror and are like:

"oh my god"

When people 1st see me they think that just because I have blue hair I suck dick for a living. 

I wish.

I don’t know how I got this hot piece of a§§.

Why? Well I say, why not

There’s something delicious about a guy that’s not all fucking burly yet perfectly capable of fucking you up if he had to.

Ted Bundy (2002)

Jesus fuck.

dicksplit:

Straight Friend: "I’m open minded"

Me:

image

This is my boyfriend. 

(via homofiction)

sasha993:

Hurts favorite moments

reblog cuz Theo is weird :D

(via weareallhurts)

jadeita:

u ever look at pics of ur bf/gf and be like

yeah 

i did fuckin good

(via lalabunney)

lalabunney:

deanlovecastiel:

dqdbpb:

the new harry potter movie looks interesting

WHERE IS THIS FROM

WHAT IS THIS FROM

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